would you rather...

get fucked by your dad or fuck your mom?


the way this thread works, is the person answers the question then they type their own question, and so on...

neither..

would you rather crap out your mouth or eat through your butthole?

crap out my mouth

would you rather jump off the empire state building or lick an obese mans fat fold under his man titty

lick an obese mans fat fold under his man titty thats either death or nasty taste for atleast an hour.

Would you rather snort coke or rob a bank

snort coke

have sex with gary colemans dead corpse(rip) or fuck a cats asshole

cats asshole all the way wtf dude I would be considered gay and weird ass shit for fucking a dead corpse at least with the cat im only gonna be considered wierd but i would tell people someone put crack in a cigarette and i smoked it.

Would you rather be a popular gangster thug or a rich nerd with a ok girl

Rich nerd.

Go without a shower for half a year, or live in complete solitude for a month? No communication whatsoever. =P

Complete solitude. I've done it before. Trips you out in about 6 days.

End up with dickpudding disease or smoke not one, but three 8balls of crack?

i smoke 5 8balls a day, so the crack

would you rather have nobody to live with for the rest of your life or live with the entire cast of the hills for 6 months?

Live with the cast from the hills, they have more drugs.

Kill your pet or break your left arm?

Break my left arm definitely get the pain meds and sell them and wtf killing my own pet would fucking suck.


Suck 10 dicks and still can fuck a girl or never be able to do anything with a girl ever again for the rest of your life including hugging and kissing?

Well, it depends on the dudes and how well they manscape. I don't like most guys. But probably the dudes one.

Lose your left eye(not pain killers), or lose your left nut(with pain killers)?

left nut


do sounding once a day for the rest of your life, or kill your best freinds mom?

sounding

never fingerboard ever again or be a billionare

LOL billionaire all the f*** way for me.
ill prob never fb again anyways lolololol.


WYR
bang an orbidly obese man, or bang a girl dog?


gotta say girl dog all the way for me. your still straight that way...

id prob bang the dog too...

would you rather be deaf or blind?

Deaf fosho.
Would you rather be anerexic (sp) or really fat.

oh dang, good one^

really fat, means heart failure and no fun activities.

anorexic means heart failure, and getting hurt in every fun activity...

i guess id go anny, cuz then i could model my hottness.

eww thats not hot!
heres one my friend thought up

would you rather sweat diarrhea, or have taste buds on your butthole.
i would take the taste buds cus you would get used to them fast and its not embarrassing

id take the taste buds.
never have the internet or never have a phone

No phone.

Killed my voldemort or killed by the green goblin

voldemort because i heard it was painless

???


Be a billioniare but die of cancer when your 30
Or be homeless

homeless

its a chosen lifestyle *cries* like my best friend goombla chose to go live in the woods *sobs*

Have to sit in every chair you see or pee your pants every time someone says your name?

good ill miss him.