Quotable Quotes

I will try to keep updating this page with sayings:
"Aim Low"
"If your pen got no ink your pen-is broken ."
"Man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of self."
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot."
"Cow with no legs, ground beef."
"Marriage is like game of poker, you start with pair and end with full house."
"Man who drop spice rack in toilet have shitty thyme"*
"Leely cows, good at making file."
"Man who buy drowned cat, pay for wet pussy."
"Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders."
"Man who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary."
"Man who catch many fish by rubbing worm, is master baiter."
"Man who fart in church, sit in his own pew"
"Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Girlie who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.
"Chicken that crosses the street is moving poultry."
"Crowded elevator smell different to midget."
"Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok Thailand (Bang cock)."
"Good to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl."
"Man who stand in front of car get tired, but man who stands behind car get exhausted."
"Man who sit on tack may rise to great heights."
"Man who take donkey out of race scratches his ass"
"Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger"
"Man who puts chicken in freezer has stiff cock"
"It takes lots of wood and bolts to make crib, but only one screw to fill it"
"Baby in front seat of car make accident, but accident in back seat of car make baby."
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
"Man who put cream in tart not necessarily baker."
"Man with long March ahead may have broken calendar."
"Baseball is wrong! Man with four balls, he cannot walk."
"Man who fishes in other man's well catches crabs."
"Woman who dance while wearing jockstrap have make believe ballroom."
"Man who smokes pot chokes on handle."
"Man who sticks penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there."
"Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed."
"Panties not best thing on Earth, but next to it."
"State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun."
"Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner."
"Man who live in glass house, change in basement."
"Man who stick hand in pocket feel cocky all day."
"Man who stick hand in others pocket is happy all day."
"Man who sits on top of a frozen hotdog is gay."
"Man who bites pillow soon be down in the mouth."
"Man who plays the game is destined to lose it"
"Man who write on restroom wall roll his shit in little ball, he who reads these rhymes of wit eats those little balls of shit!"
"You may be a cunning linguist, but Confucius is master debater!"
"To eat is sex."
"Boy who sleep with horny intentions, wake up with solution in hand."
"Man who rides on a boat full of holes has sinking feeling."
"Man who loses pants also loses dignity."
"Chemists who falls into acid gets absorbed into work."
"Man who got struck by lightning on the head gets a brainstorm."
"Man who washes ass with acid has a pain in the ass."
"Man who lays in bed all day wishes he got laid."
"Man who drops an anvil on wheel gets flat tire."
"Ugly man who hits on girls gets hit on the face."
"Woman who wear running shoes to bed wants marathon session."
"Man who is reading this is wasting his time."
"Masturbation is solo played on private organ."
"Man who sees flying saucers has family problems."
"Gay dinosaur called Mega-sore-ass."
"Man who eat jellybean farts in technicolor"
"Man who chooses banana over juicy pear is queer."
"Man who put fishing tackle in cigar is hooked on smoking"
"knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad"
"If grandma is fucked in the head, grandad on Viagra"